You have a birthday coming up. http://yfrog.com/gzuzagcj
When I clicked the link I saw Dr. Drew Pinsky in some functional office setting with poor lighting for photography. (Shared on Twitter by @TheWolfeCNN) Or was it Dr. Drew? No, it was a cardboard cut-out -- a stand-up -- of Dr. Drew! Just what I always wanted.
Ha ha -- do you think the beagles would go crazy? Do you think Chas would mind? Do you think Chas would NOTICE?*
Sounds like a blog post....Cut-out Dr. Drew can't play golf....Chas would be disappointed -- at least once he noticed.
Cut-Out Dr. Drew isn't a blabbermouth.
Cut-Out Dr. Drew doesn't drink all the beer.
Cut-Out Dr. Drew doesn't fight for control of the 'mote.
Cut-Out Dr. Drew makes the wife dress better and actually wear some make-up around the house.
And Cut-Out Dr. Drew will never outperform you on the golf course.
Except that I didn't like Cut-Out Dr. Drew from the photo Gubby sent; I wanted my OWN Dr. Drew stand-up, so I made one. At least, a miniature one.
And now Dr. Drew can hang out with me in Fooleryland.
Wait -- Dr. Drew will let me drink cheap red wine, right?
Sorry, Dr. Drew. We can't be buds.
*All the Chas teasing is a standing joke around Fooleryland, and one that goes both ways. Don't you worry -- all is well in Fooleryland.