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No other phonebook has so many names beginning in " Vander " or ending in "-sma".

At the time this definition was written, the mayor and three out of the seven council members had Dutch last names: Korthuis, Bode, Kuiken, and Laninga. There is a church on almost every corner, and Lynden is conservative to ultraconservative Girl from Governador valadares in porn proudly CRC Christian Reformed.

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Thus, the very buildings of Lynden are a metaphor for its people. If you live in Lynden, you know the phrase, "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't.

And, well, superficial people are people. To be fairnames ending in "-sma" are Frisiannot Dutch, but Lyndenites don't even make the distinction.

The people of Lynden really are, in general, all of these things, but they are not racist, if anything above came across that way, and they do make an effort to be Encinitas california sex and upstanding. And fortunately plastic surgery has not caught on.